Where to Penis Pump in Your Home
Penis pumping is a personal activity that many men prefer to perform in a private, comfortable, and convenient space.
If you live with other people like a partner, roommates, children, or parents, then your options for pumping spaces might be limited. Common areas like the living room or shared spaces like the bedroom might prove challenging if other people are around.
Conversely, if you live alone, then your options for pumping spaces are pretty limitless and you can pump from the areas that are most comfortable and convenient for you.
In this infographic guide we will detail the most common areas of your home to perform penis pumping and then pros and cons of each.
Penis Pumping in Your Bedroom
Pros
- Private
- Lockable
- Comfortable pumping spaces like your bed or other bedroom seating
- Convenient
- Calm and quiet environment
Cons
- Lack of separation between sleeping which is generally an intimate, clean activity, and penis pumping which can be messy.
The bedroom is one of the best places to perform penis pumping because it offers superior comfort, privacy and convenience for men who want to pump regularly.
It's ideal for men who live with others since bedroom doors are normally lockable and can provide great discretion.
Men who choose their bedroom for pumping can either pump on their actual bed or on other seating in their bedroom. Laying a towel down on your bed with your pump setup can help promote cleanliness and catch messy spills.
The bedroom also provides excellent convenience and accessibility if you like to pump when you wake up before work, during your nighttime routine, or before being intimate with a partner.
Lastly, your bedroom offers an excellent room to store your pumping equipment since other people tend to respect your personal space, so it will be convenient for retrieval and storage.
Pumping in the Living Room
Pros
- Comfortable
- Open and spacious environment
- Greater range of pumping positions like lounging or reclining on a sofa or recliner
- Ability to multi-task
Cons
- Lack of privacy if you live with others
- Lack of secrecy if your living room has large windows, lots of windows, or many exterior doors
Pumping in the living room offers a superior combination of comfort and the ability to separate your pumping environment from your intimate sleeping environment.
While beds and chairs offer limited pumping positions, living room sofas and recliners offer a large range or relaxing positions and angles that a man can pump from depending on his preferences. The common 45 degree reclining position on a sofa or recliner is one of the most optimal for pumping as it provides comfort and access to the pump.
Lastly, the living room allows you to multi-task by watching television or using your laptop while pumping.
Vacuum Pumping in Your Home Office
Pros
- Private
- Plausible deniability
- Lockable door
- Personal
Cons
- Less comfortable
- Lack of separation between work space and recreational space
A home office can provide a private distraction-free area to vacuum pump for men who have a family and children.
A home office also allows you to lock the door to your office to "focus on work" without raising any suspicion, while doing that in the bedroom might raise eyebrows. Your partner or children will usually understand that there are many hours and periods during the day that you shouldn't be disturbed. Performing vacuum pumping sessions during these "do not disturb" periods is a great way to discreetly vacuum pump your penis.
One con is that you will have to store your equipment in your office which might be unprofessional if you have Zoom meetings or ever have clients or coworkers come over for work.
Water Pumping in the Bathroom
Pros
- Optimal for water pumping
- Private
- Lockable door
- Plausible deniability
Cons
- Lack of comfort due to hard bathroom surfaces
The most optimal setting for water vacuum pumping is the bathroom since the environment is designed to handle and contain water and moisture.
Water pumping directly involves using water in the cylinder surrounding your penis, so the rest of your lower body will get wet, and even a towel on a sofa or bed will not absorb all of the water that will be used.
The bathroom provides an excellent confidential space where you can lock the door, have privacy, and simply attribute your longer time in the bathroom to taking a shower or getting ready for bed.
If you have a bathtub, consider using a bath cushion to make your pumping sessions more comfortable, as it provides a soft surface to lie on and eases the discomfort of the hard tub materials.
Lastly, the bathroom offers easy cleanup for both water and air pumping, with towels and cleaning supplies conveniently within reach.
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